Don't Forget About Cheney

In the fashion of the "Top 10" on David Letterman's show, I found this onToo Stupid To Be President

Anyone else in our country would be in JAIL!!

Top 12 reasons the vice president waited 18 hours to reveal he shot a 78 year-old man in the face.

12. Still looking for the bird at which he had aimed.

11. Hoping war with Iran would break-out and nobody would notice.

10. Didn't want to upstage Condi on "Meet the Press."

9. Sober enough to shoot, not sober enough to place a phone call.

8. With 50 to 80 units of bird shot in his face, it was difficult to know if the victim was Whittington or a terrorist.

7. Waiting for the story to get leaked, then demand an investigation of the so-called "Secret Service."

6. Ironically, Whittington was the designated "let's get our story straight" guy on the trip.

5. "Queer Eye" marathon on Bravo Saturday night.

4. Erasing Whittington's existence prior to the shooting proved more difficult than expected.

3. Incident occurred minutes after post office closed for the weekend.

2. Scope and type of wounds would reveal Cheney's sources and methods and leave him vulnerable to Al Quail-da.

1. He just didn't care.


Until tomorrow,
Deanna